ME LIKEY!!! Mercedes Benz - Janis Joplin Oh...
I WANNA FLY, I WANNA FLY, I SAID I WANT MY CHARIOT TO PICK ME UP AND TAKE A...– Kanye West
Maybe I would have slowed down if I knew what I...
Diddy Buys Kim A House,,!
bef-blog: Even Thought Diddy Still Seems To Be Unlucky In Love; He Knows How To Treat His Babies Mama’s,.! He Recently Treated Kim Porter To A Gorgeous New House,. He Provided Her And His Kids With A California Located Mansion That Has 6 Bedrooms, 6.5 Bathrooms (What The Hell Lol,.?) And Is A Whopping 9,655 Square Feet,. Flip Over For Pictures Of The Beautiful House;; Read More
Owww, hoes turn they heads like, owls I’m the man of the hour Triple entendre,...– JAY-Z
Everything Tracy Jordan Said Season 4 →
gregrutter: This is just a TIIIIIIIIINY sample of how enjoyable this is. Episode 1 -I can’t eat this, I’m a foodie. -Well, before I made it in the stand up, I was a bucket drummer in the subway. -Oh, yeah? Then how come I got sued for sexual harassment at it? -You know how on St. Bart’s people be eating their lobster like this? Nyoooom, nyoooom, nyoooom, nyoooom. -Don’t look at me in the eyes....
Truth over fame, you know I respect the blatant shit. When I hear talkin’, I...– Drake’s Fireworks feat. Alicia Keys (via kvsqz)
You never see it coming you just get to see it go– Drake (via toogoodtobetrue)
azizisbored: MTV Movie Awards Promo: Justin Bieber and I watch the Hurt Locker in 4-D!
I ain’t ever been scared. Never been the type to bite my words.– kanye west
: Lunch with a Car Sales Manager... Again. →
Mark: It’s not that easy but it’s not hard either; the problem is that most of my salesman will settle for average, and in this business, it doesn’t take a lot of work to be average. Angel: I don’t see it, this is a product that is on demand? You sell Toyota’s, and your salesman don’t…
Who Am I?: Definitions →
Antacid \ant-ass’-id: Uncle Acid’s wife Antelope \ant’-a-lope: How she married my Uncle. Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable \uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do. Baloney \buh-lo’-nee: Where some hemlines fall Bernadette…